"Sometimes, anger can help you survive."
"So can faith."
fuck i need to sleep gotta be up early so i can email my boss and be like “SO I APPLIED FOR THIS JOB AND CAN YOU TELL THEM HOW PERFECT I AM THAT’D BE GREAT ILU”
THEY ARE THOUGH god
IT’S ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS HOW MARRIED THEY ARE
finn’s like I WANNA TOUCH YOU LET ME TOUCH YOU
and rae’s like BUT FRIENDZONE IS APPARENTLY A THING
the friendzone is totally not a thing
izzy and chop are an old married couple what are you even talking about
Copyeditor for a gaming guide company. Right now I write copy for business websites, so it’s in my wheelhouse and you know … I’m a nerd.
SO HERE FOR THIS I AM TOTALLY CHEERING YOU ON
is the LITERAL WORST
rae do NOT listen to this thirteen-year-old’s advice his advice is THE WORST THE ACTUAL WORST
I already sent it, but I think I did okay with the research. Some of it was way higher, but I kept it close to what the averages were. And it’s still a lot better than what I have now. And it looks like a cool job. Ugh, I want it.
what is it for, exactly?
danny is trying to explain the friendzom and rae’s literal first reaction was “YOU MEAN THE BULLSHIT ZONE”
I did some research on the actual job title and how much the average is in the state and it’s like ALOT more than what I get paid now. So I’m like “Either I’m underpaid or this is WAY off”. I think it’s the former but WHAT IF IT’S THE LATTER!
I’d stick with the research, my dear. Do some more, just in case, but if what you’ve found is considerably consistent, go with it. also, FUCK companies that underpay their employees, fuck them SO HARD.
RIGHT?? The cover letter damn near killed me and I write copy for a living. And oh god, the salary requirements. It’s like the Price is Right except WORSE.
"what do you expect from your salary?" IDK ENOUGH TO PAY MY BILLS AND GO OUT ONCE IN A WHILE AND SAVE TO BUY A HOUSE??? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? HOW MUCH IS THAT??? ADULTHOOD IS SO CONFUSING
I have 2, don’t need 1 but so need 3. I mean to be fair I spent all night applying for a new job, sooooooo
I’M PROUD OF YOU BC APPLICATIONS ARE TERRIFYING /waves pompoms