without all the fuss of death and mass destruction

bitch, witch, murder girl

beckisbookshelf:

The King of Hays Bookshop - by: Carolyn Eaton

are there even real people who don’t like potatoes in this world

oh my god i am weak. so weak.

marysuepoots:

I’M LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD I LOVED YOU RACHEL

thanks sara thanks

dear everyone, let me remind you that i totally just named rachel’s most recent fic after a lonely island song

the golden rule

marysuepoots:

because YOU WANTED IT.

grant and miles are roommates at base now and have a totally normal competition.
Not shippy, just kind of dumb. Kind of s2-ish? I don’t even know.

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I CANT STOP LAUGHING FUCK

northernpansy:

i identify with deadpool because i too am loud and queer and morally questionable

u know what is the worst thing in the world

having huge tits

nothing fits

cardigans

SCREECH ALL THE AUTUMN CLOTHES ARE IN

who needs dick when fashion

SPREEPICKY IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SHOP IN THE WORLD I AM ORDERING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN HOOOOLY FUUUUUUCK

it will. it’s one of TNT’s best shows, they wouldn’t cancel it.

I’M JUST?????? THAT CLIFFHANGER???? IM???? SO????? MAD??????????????

RIZZOLI & ISLES BETTER ET A SIXTH SEASON OR I WILL CUT A BITCH

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS THE WORST CLIFFHANGER I’VE EVER SEEN IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

cute like you EYYY

SHHHHHHHHHH

les knows my password and keeps changing my blog theme god damn it